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Sunday, 26 April 2015

CHUTKULE SMS

CHUTKULE SMS

ROHIT: MOHIT JALDI UTH BHUKAMP AA RAHA HAI,
MAKAAN GIR SAKTA HAI.
MOHIT: GIRJANE DAI,
MAKAAN KONSA APNE BAAP KA HAI,
KIRAYE KA HI TO HAI,
AB UTHANA MAT.

Saturday, 25 April 2015

SEXY CHUTKULE

SEXY CHUTKULE

CHUTKULE HI CHUTKULE
BHUKAMP SAI HUI TABHAI SE MAI HU JAHA DUKHI,
WAHI SAALE KUCH LOANDAI GIRLHOSTEL SE BAHAR AAKAR,
MAIDAN MAI KHADI LADKIYO KO DEKHKAR,
JAHIR KAR RAHE HAI APNI KHUSHI.
THIS IS NOT FAIR.

HINDI JOKES CHUTKULE

HINDI JOKES CHUTKULE

PATI GUSSE SE: TUM CHHAT SE KYO KUDI.
PATNI: ABE GHADAI MAI BALKANI PAR KAPDAI SHUKHA RAHI THI TABHI BHUKAMP AAYA AUR MAI CHHAT SE GIR GAI.
PATI: OH! SORRY MUZHE LAGA TUMHARE GIRNE SE BHUKAMP AAYA.

CHUTKULE NON VEG IN HINDI

MAJEDAR CHUTKULE


GABBAR IS BACK.
MOTHER: BETA SOO JA WARNA GABBAR AA JAYENGA,
BETA: FIR TO AAP PAPA KO KAHI CHUPADO,
KYOKI ISH BAAR KA GABBAR DIKHATA VILAN HAI,
PAR HAI HERO AUR WO CORRUPT LOGO KA KIDNAP KAR LETA HAI.
BADAI AAYE MUZHE DARANE.

Friday, 24 April 2015

CHUTKULE NON VEG

CHUTKULE NON VEG

SACH HAI, AIK KUNWARA AADMI HI DESH KA POLITICIAN BANKAR DESH SAMBHAL SAKTA HAI.
WARNA SHADI SHUDA AADMI TOA APNI BIWI KO BHI SAMBHAL NAHI PATA
WO DESH KO KYA KHAK SAMBHALENGA.

Sunday, 19 April 2015

CHUTKULE HINDI ME

CHUTKULE HINDI ME

HEALTH PROFESSOR: KAL MAINE DO DIN SE PYASE GADHE KE SAMNE AIK BALTI SHARAB RAKHI, FIR BHI USNE PIYA NAHI. ISSE AAPKO KYA SHIKSHA MILTI HAI.

MOHIT : YAHI KI GADHAI KABHI BHI SHARAB NAHI PITAI.

Thursday, 9 April 2015

CHUTKULE HI CHUTKULE IN HINDI

CHUTKULE HI CHUTKULE IN HINDI

MOHIT APNE BAITE KO ADMISSION INTERVIEW KE LIYE LE GAYA.
PRINCIPAL:- TUMHARE PAPA KYA KARTE HAI?
BAITA:- KUCH NAHI, MAMMI KI GULAMI SE FURSAT MILEGI TO KUCH KARENGAI.