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Tuesday, 31 March 2015

NON VEG CHUTKULE

NON VEG CHUTKULE

ISH SAAL TO UPAR WALA BHI APRIL FOOL PAR APRIL FOOL BANAYE JA RAHA HAI,
CHAR DIN GARMI,
CHAR DIN BARSAAT,
CHAR DIN THAND,
AUR DO DIN PATJHAD KA MOUSAM DIKHAYE JA RAHA HAI.

HINDI NON VEG CHUTKULE

HINDI NON VEG CHUTKULE

YOU ARE SO CUTE,
SO SMART,
SO INTELLIGENT,
SO BEAUTIFUL,
SO HONEST,
SO HARDWORKER
.
.
.
.
 NAHI HO,
KYOKI AAP SABSE BADE FOOL HO.

Sunday, 29 March 2015

ADULT CHUTKULE

ADULT CHUTKULE

JAB AAP HUMARE SAAMNE AATE HO,
TO DIL KAHTA HAI YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL,
AUR JAB AAP CHALE JATE HO,
TO DIL KAHTA HAI AAP HO DUNIYA KE SABSE BADE APRIL FOOL APRIL FOOL.
HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY

HINDI CHUTKULE NON VEG

HINDI CHUTKULE NON VEG


EN KHUBSURAT LADKIYO SE ISHQ LADANA BEHKUFI HAI,
JAB YE HUMARA PYAR KABUL KARLE SAMAJ JANA USH DIN APRIL FOOL HAI

HOT CHUTKULE

HOT CHUTKULE

1ST APRIL KO KHUB HUSENGE AUR HUSAYENGE,
AAP JAISE PYARE DOSTO KO FOOL BANAKAR,
APRIL FOOL MANAYENGE.
AAP SABHI KO APRIL FOOL KI BADHAI.

HINDI CHUTKULE SMS

HINDI CHUTKULE SMS

JAB TUMHE HUM CHAHTE HAI,
SAB LOG JAL JATE HAI,
HUM PYAR KARTE HAI TUMHE ITNA,
KI AAP HAR SAAL APRIL FOOL BAN JATE HAI,
WISH YOU HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY

HINDI SEXY CHUTKULE

HINDI SEXY CHUTKULE

DIL MAI HO TUM,
DIMAG MAI HO TUM,
SAPNO MAI HO TUM,
MERE JIVAN MAI HO TUM,
AAJ JISHE APRIL FOOL BANAYA,
WO HO TUM,
SIRF TUM,
SIRF TUM
HAPPY APRIL FOOL 2015

MARATHI CHUTKULE

MARATHI CHUTKULE

BAHUT DINO SE HAI TUMHARA INTZAAR,
DO DIN BAAD AANE WALA DIN HAI BAHUT KHAAS,
KYOKI 1 APRIL KO TUMHE FOOL BANANE KA,
MAZA HI HAI KUCH KHAAS

Wednesday, 25 March 2015

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NON VEG CHUTKULE

NON VEG CHUTKULE

TEACHER: "GAI BHAISH PAANI MAI" 
ISH MUHAVRE KA EXAMPLE DIJIYE.
PAPPY:- PAPA PURE MAHINE KAAM KARKE
 PAISE KAMATE HAI AUR MAMMI 10 TARIQ KO
 PURI PAYMENT CHIN LETI HAI,
 GAI BHAISH PAANI MAI.

Tuesday, 24 March 2015

NON VEG HINDI CHUTKULE

NON VEG HINDI CHUTKULE


YE BIWIYA BHI KHUD THO
HUMARE PAISE SE HUZARO RUPEES KI 
SHOPPING KARTI HAI,
HUZARO RUPEES BEAUTY PARLOUR PAR
 KHARCH KARTI HAI,
LEKIN HUMARE HATH MAI 5 RUPEES KI 
CIGRATE  DEKHKAR AISA BEHAVE KARTI HAI,
JAISE CIGARATE KE PAISE USKE MAYEKE SE AAYE HO.

Monday, 23 March 2015

NON VEG CHUTKULE IN HINDI

NON VEG CHUTKULE IN HINDI

KUCH BHI KAHO LADKIYO KI LIFE MAST HAI.
AACHHE SE PADKAR LIKHKAR SARKARI NAUKRI LAG GAI,
THO PUBLIC KO LOOTTI HAI,
WARNA SHAADI KE BAAD THO PATI KO LOOTNA HAI HI.

Friday, 20 March 2015

MAST CHUTKULE

MAST CHUTKULE

GUDI PADWA KE DIN KI SHURUWAT HO ACCHI,
SURAJ KI PEHLI KIRAN HO SACCHI,
YAHI KAMNA HAI ISHWAR SE,
GUDI PADWA MANE AAPKI ACCHI.
AAP SABHI KO GUDI PADWA KI HARDIK SHUBHAKAMNAYE,
HAPPY GUDI PADWA 2015

Thursday, 19 March 2015

Monday, 16 March 2015

HINDI GANDE CHUTKULE

HINDI GANDE CHUTKULE

GUDI PADWA KA DIN HAI SUHANA,
ISH DIN HAR MARATHI KO HAI MUSHKURANA,
MUSKURATE HUE KHUSIYA MANANA,
SABKO GUDI PADWA KA TYOHAAR JARURI HAI MANANA,
WISH YOU A HAPPY GUDI PADWA.

Sunday, 15 March 2015

SANTA BANTA KE CHUTKULE

SANTA BANTA KE CHUTKULE

AAYA RE MARATHI NAV VARSH AAYA,
KHUSIYO KI SHOGAT LAYA,
HASTE GAATE KHUSIYA MANAO,
GUDI PADWA PAR SABKO MITHAI KHILAO,
HAPPY GUDI PADWA 2015

SANTA BANTA CHUTKULE IN HINDI

SANTA BANTA CHUTKULE IN HINDI

MOHIT: YAAR TERE SIR PAR KYA HUA?
ROHIT: KYA BATAU KAL SECRATARY SE 
SMS CHATTING KAR RAHA THA TABHI 
BIWI AA GAI AUR HADBADAHAT MAI 
LAST SMS BIWI KE MOBILE PAR CHALA GAYA.
MOHIT: MESSAGE MAI KAYA THA.
ROHIT: CHUDEL AA GAI HAI BAAD MAI BAAT KARTA HU.

Wednesday, 11 March 2015

NEW CHUTKULE

NEW CHUTKULE

AJIB VIDAMBANA HAI:-
KISI GARIB KO 10 RUPEES KA DAAN BHI HUM, 
DUS BAAR SOCHNE KE BAAD DETE HAI.
LEKIN KISI FRAUD AMEER KO HUM HAZARO RUPEES KA 
DONATION NAMAK DAAN 
BAGER SOCHE SAMJHE DE DETE HAI.

Monday, 9 March 2015

CHUTKULE VEG IN HINDI

CHUTKULE VEG IN HINDI

JO MAZDUR 100 KILO GEHU KI BORI
 UTHANE KI TAQAT RAKHTA HAI,
WO 50 KILO GEHU KHARID NAHI PATA.
LEKIN JO HAZARO TON GEHU KHARIDTA HAI,
WO 50 KILO GEHU KI BORI BHI UTHA NAHI PATA.
AJIB BAAT HAI.

ROMANTIC CHUTKULE

ROMANTIC CHUTKULE


IZHAAR KARNE KE LIYE ALFAZ NAHI HAI,
MUZHE JO DARD HAI,
USKA TUMHE AAHSAAS NAHI HAI,
DARD MUZHE SIRF ITNA HAI KI,
TU MERE PAAS NAHI HAI.

Sunday, 8 March 2015

AKBAR BIRBAL KE CHUTKULE IN HINDI

AKBAR BIRBAL KE CHUTKULE IN HINDI


YADON KE IS BHAWAR MAI EK NAAM MERA HO,
PHOOLON KE IS CHAMAN MAI EK GUL MERA HO,
AAP AYAAD KARO APNO KA TO UN APNO MAI EK NAAM MERA HO.
WISH YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY

FREE CHUTKULE

FREE CHUTKULE


RAJU: BABAJI, MUZHE SWARG KAISE PRAPT HOGA,
BABAJI:- BACCHA, BIWI SE DAREGA, 
USKI HAR BAAT MANEGA TO 
AVASHYA SWARG PRAPT HOGA.
YADI NAHI DAREGA, USHE DARAKAR RAKHEGA 
TO DHARTI PAR HI SWARG PAYENGA.

Tuesday, 3 March 2015

CHUTKULE ON SARDAR IN HINDI

CHUTKULE ON SARDAR IN HINDI

REPORTER: NETAJI AAPNE ELECTION SE PEHLE KAHA THA KI AAP GARIB KISAN KO AIK MAHINE MAI RICH BANA DENGE. BUT KAISE?
POLITICIAN: SIMPLE! HUM HAR ROJ 35/- KAMANE WALE KO RICH PERSON GHOSHIT  KARENGE. ISH SCHEME SE KISAN HI NAHI STATION PAR BHIKH MANGNE WALA BHI AMIR BAN JAYEGA. FHIR KOI GARIB NAHI RAHEGA.

Monday, 2 March 2015

LATEST CHUTKULE IN HINDI

LATEST CHUTKULE IN HINDI

BUS  STAND PAR GHADI GIRL KO DEKH KAR:-
BOY:-YE KHUDA KYA CHAMATKAR DIKHAYA HAI,
AAJ TO CHAND DIN MAI NAZAR AAYA HAI.
GIRL:-YE KHUDA MUZHE BHI KYA CHAMATKAR DIKHAYA HAI,
 AAJ TO ULLU (OWL) DIN MAI BOLTA HUA PAYA HAI.

Sunday, 1 March 2015

FREE CHUTKULE IN HINDI

FREE CHUTKULE IN HINDI

A husband says to his wife on a bus.

Husband says : Since I married you. My lifeis ruined.
 I do think that you have to throw in front of the hungry dog.
Passenger sitting nearby:  Wao, Wao, Wao, Wao